Yes, you, dear. The lovable old scamp-of-a-thousand-facelifts outside of the Jacobs Theatre tonight. You know, the one who thought it would be proper to, as I stood in line to pick up my ticket from the box office, whack me with your cane so you could better read the posted review on the wall. The one who apparently thought that was the appropriate gesture rather than a simple "excuse me." The one who also apparently thought the absolute best time to read up on a show was within 30 minutes of an actual performance, a time when dozens of other people are gathered around the theatre, particularly those trying to get in the aforementioned line that happens to go right through your choice reading spot. The one who proved that, without a doubt, the sense of entitlement is the absolutely last thing to go, long after looks, health, grace and tact.
Yes, dear. I have a message for you. What was it? Ah, yes! Go to hell.
That is all.
Oh, and happy Halloween everyone! Hope your costumes were great. I apparently dressed up as an American vandal in Singapore.
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Babe, the least you can do is trip a bitch like that and crack a hip.
That sounded so passive-aggressive.
Are you sure you're not Canadian?
I did see a John Candy movie once.
Oh, and might I say, this post has one of the most split infinitives I've ever written!
Geesh, if they can't behave outside the theatre, I shudder to think what they do once they're inside! Hope you at least enjoyed the show!
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